A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom as Grandma was dusting, he looked up and asked, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa is in heaven?”
Grandma smiled and replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good, and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”
She then turned on the TV, but the reception was terrible. Frustrated, she started adjusting the knobs, trying to get a clearer picture.
When that didn’t work, she began hitting the back of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
Just then, the doorbell rang. The little boy ran to open the door and found Grandma’s minister standing there.
The minister smiled and asked, “Hello, son. Is your Grandma home?”
The little boy innocently replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
