Husband: My wife’s gone missing. She went shopping yesterday and never came home!
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t really celebrate birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: Umm… maybe a little over five feet.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: No idea. Not skinny, not heavy… somewhere in between.
OFFICER: Eye color?
Husband: I think brown.
OFFICER: Hair color?
Husband: Changes a couple of times a year. Probably dark brown right now. I don’t really remember.
OFFICER: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could’ve been pants, maybe a skirt… or shorts. Honestly, I’m not sure.
OFFICER: What vehicle was she driving?
Husband: She took my motorcycle.
OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle?
Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Road Glide, Twisted Cherry finish, 14-inch ape hangers, Stage 2 upgrade, Vance & Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JP Cycles floorboards, highway pegs, crash bars… (starts sweating and breathing hard).
OFFICER: Relax, sir. Don’t worry. We’ll find your motorcycle…
