The Deodorant Confusion That Had the Whole Pharmacy Laughing 😂🧴

A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk,
“Hi! Do you have deodorant for… well… your bottom?”

The clerk blinked.
“Um… bottom deodorant?”
“Yes,” the woman said proudly. “I’ve been buying it here for months.”

Slightly confused, the clerk smiled politely.
“Let me grab the pharmacist real quick.”

The pharmacist came out and asked,
“Can you describe the product?”

The woman nodded.
“It’s in a little tube, you twist the bottom, and it goes up. You apply it to the bottom, just like it says on the label.”

Still puzzled, the pharmacist asked,
“Do you have the container with you?”

“Of course!” she said, digging into her purse and handing it over.

The pharmacist turned it over, read the label… and tried not to laugh.

“Ma’am, this is a regular stick of underarm deodorant.”

The woman snatched it back, read the label aloud, and said with a shrug,
“See? It says right here: ‘To apply, push up bottom.’”

Moral of the story?

Always read instructions carefully. And maybe… get a second opinion. 😄

The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins

The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins.

There was just one problem: no one wanted to room with Carl.

Why?

Because Carl didn’t just snore—he shook the drywall.

They decided to take turns bunking with him.

First night: Steve draws the short straw.

Next morning? He stumbles into breakfast with hair like a haystack and eyes like two road flares.

“Dude, what happened to you?”

“I didn’t sleep a wink. Carl sounded like a chainsaw fighting a blender. I just sat there and watched him all night.”

Second night: Mike’s turn.

He shows up the next morning looking like he’d been hit by a truck.

“Man, you okay?”

“Carl’s snoring rattled my fillings. I gave up and stared at the ceiling till sunrise.”

Third night: Big Frank steps up.

Ex-linebacker. Doesn’t scare easy. They figure he can handle it.

The next morning, Frank strolls in—refreshed, hair combed, sipping coffee like he’s on vacation.

Everyone’s jaws drop.

“Wait… you look great! What happened?”

Frank grins.

“Well, when we got into the room, I tucked Carl in, fluffed his pillow, and gave him a little kiss on the forehead. He stayed up all night watching me. Slept like a baby.”

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Caption idea:

There’s more than one way to stop a snorer.