A woman was in bed with her lover when suddenly—click!—she heard her husband’s key in the front door.

“Quick!” she whispered, panicked. “Stand in the corner!”

She grabbed baby oil, rubbed it all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

“Don’t move. Pretend you’re a statue.”

Her husband walked in, spotted the figure in the corner, and asked,

“What’s that?”

“Oh, it’s a statue,” she replied smoothly. “The Smiths bought one, and I liked it… so I got one for us, too.”

He shrugged and said nothing more. They went to bed as if nothing happened.

At around 2 AM, the husband got up, wandered into the kitchen, and came back with a sandwich and a beer.

He placed them in front of the “statue” and whispered:
“Here—eat up.

I stood like that at the Smiths’ house for three hours and nobody gave me a thing.” 😂